Now that we have that settled, let’s talk about the actual meatloaf. If you can get that combo of beef/pork/veal that some markets have started packaging together that is ideal…if not, plain ground chuck is just fine. Mix it up with some bread crumbs and an egg….AND a bunch of things that you would usually put on top of a cheeseburger. Onions. Mustard. Ketchup. Mayo. Relish. Oh yeah.
Next, you want to make a meatloaf rectangle on a piece of wax paper or plastic wrap. Your rectangle should be about 8 inches by, oh, 12 inches or so. And about 1/2 inch thick. It doesn’t have to be precise – just mush it around until it is roughly that size. Now put a nice handful of Velveeta cubes in the center.
Starting from one of the short ends, roll it up, using the wax paper or plastic wrap to help you guide the meatloaf. Pinch the ends together to seal it up, and put it seam-side down in a loaf pan that you have lined with foil that you have poked a few holes in (the holes will let the fat drain out when the meatloaf is done. Now pop it in a 350 degree oven for an hour.
Once the meatloaf is done, you’ll want to let it sit for about 10 minutes while you make the sauce. The cheesy wonderfulness inside makes this meatloaf not as solid as regular meatloaf, so it needs this time to settle a little. And you need this time to make the sauce! Which is a quick concoction of butter, flour, half and half and yes, you guessed it…Velveeta. It comes together quickly on your stovetop, and by the time you’ve finished it the meatloaf will be ready to slice. Lift it up carefully, using the foil edges as handles, and either slice it right away or for MAXIMUM drama, carefully slide it onto a platter. You can either drizzle the cheese sauce on right then and there, or let folks do their own drizzling.
I served mine with french fries on the side (I figured in for a penny, in for a pound. Or probably more accurately, pounds. But hey.) And let’s just say that it’s going to be very, very, very, very, very hard to go back to plain meatloaf.
- 1 pound meatloaf mix (ground beef, veal and pork) or ground beef chuck
- 1 cup chopped onion
- ½ cup breadcrumbs
- 1 egg
- ⅛ cup ketchup
- ⅛ cup relish
- ⅛ cup mayonnaise
- 1 tablespoon mustard
- ½ teaspoon pepper
- ½ pound Velveeta, cubed
- 1 tablespoon butter
- 1 tablespoon flour
- ½ cup half and half
- ¾ cup cubed Velveeta
- Preheat oven to 350. Line a loaf pan with foil, letting the foil extend over the sides and poking a couple of holes in the bottom.
- Mix together all meatloaf ingredients except Velveeta. Lay the mixture on a piece of wax paper or plastic wrap and press it into a rectangle approximately 8 inches by 12 inches and ½ inch thick.
- Scatter the cheese cubes on top, leaving about 2 inches on all sides. Starting from the short side, roll up the meatloaf, using the wax paper or plastic wrap to help you. Pinch the ends and the seam together and place it seam side down in the loaf pan.
- Bake for one hour. Take it out and let it settle in the pan while you make the sauce.
- Melt the butter in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Stir in flour until well combined.
- Whisk in half and half and bring the mixture to a boil. Stir in cheese and keep stirring until it is melted and smooth. Pour into a heat-proof measuring cup or pitcher.
- Using the ends of the foil, carefully lift the meatloaf out of the pan, letting the fat drain off through the holes in the foil. Transfer to a platter.
- Cut in slices and serve, either drizzling with cheese sauce first or letting folks add their own cheese sauce.